
                        
A Sweet demand by a kid.
                          A kid was beaten by his mom.
                          Dad came n asked- what happen son?
                          Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
                          I want my own.
Wanna make money through Facebook...??
                          Go to:
                          Account->
                          account settings->
                          and click on
                          De-activate your Account
                          than
                          Start Working...!! Lolz :-P
Judge: why r u arrested?
                          Sardar: for shopping early?
                          Judge: well, that's not a crime,
                          anyway how early were u shopping?
                          Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p
Smile to old means Respect
                          Smile to child mean Innocence
                          Smile to friend means Care
                          Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
                          Still smiling? ;-)
                          Pagal ey oy
Teacher told all students
                          in a class to write an essay
                          on a cricket match.
                          All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
                          He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
                          Sardar: BA
                          Professor:For sodium?
                          Sardar: NA
                          Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
                          & 2 atoms of NA combined?
                          Sardar: BANANA
Height of coolness:
                          2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
                          1st guy:which paper was it?
                          2nd guy:I think maths......
                          1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
                          2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
                          Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
                          damn serious and very imp ....
                          I'm playing cards and
                          we've misplaced the JOKER.
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
                          Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
                          Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
                          Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
When u feel sad....
                          To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
                          "damn I am really so cute"
                          u will overcome your sadness.
                          But don't make this a habit.....
                          Coz liars go to hell !!!!
A Good Teacher Is Who
                          Tells To Study Hard...
                          But,,
                          A Best Teacher Is Who
                          Stands Outside D
                          Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
                          "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
                          APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
Sardar was busy removing
                          a wheel from his auto.
                          A man asks sardar why are
                          you removing a wheel from your auto.
                          sardar : Cant you read the board.
                          Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Hey friend remember that
                          without stupidity there can be no wisdom
                          & without ugliness there can be no beauty
                          so the world needs YOU after all!
Examiner:y r u under tension?
                          Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
                          studnt:No Sir!
                          By mistake i have brought tomorrow
                          exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
                          and
                          say
                          that i will do anything to pass in the exams
                          and professor says
                          NOW OPEN YOUR
                          Books And Study
Aftr engagemnt!
                          Girl:
                          Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
                          Boy:
                          Oho what do u mean,
                          if i m on diet,
                          that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D
DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
                          SON:Nothing dad sister asked
                          lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
                          No chip chip
                          no chik chik
Hey U Know
                          Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
                          U Know Why??
                          If she accept its your luck
                          otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
                          All were missing the target!
                          Suddenly he received call from her
                          "Hi,wat ru doin?"
                          His honest reply,"MISSING U"
All say that love is more important than money..
                          Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)
Human brain is the most
                          outstanding object in world.
                          It functions 24 hours a day,
                          365 days a year.
                          It functions right from the time we are born,
                          and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Our friendship means a lot to me.
                          U cry i cry.
                          U laugh i laugh.
                          U jump out of the window
                          I look down & then
                          .
                          .
                          .
                          I laugh again
Wife:-I will die.
                          Husband:- I will also die.
                          Wife:-why will you die?
                          Husband:-because main itni khushi
                          bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Never KISS a lady police,
                          She will say, hands up.
                          Never KISS a lady doctor,
                          She will say, Next please
                          Always KISS a lady teacher,
                          She will say, repeat it 5 time
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
                          C-Come,
                          O-On,
                          L-Lets,
                          L-Love,
                          E-Each,
                          G-Girl,
                          E-Equally......
                          Thats why boys go to college
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
                          He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
                          Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
                          tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
Air & students hv d same mentality
                          How?
                          ?
                          ?
                          ?
                          ?
                          Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
                          if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
                          if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
                          but if sumone calls u "cute"
                          lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
                          mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
True Love is like a pillow.
                          U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
                          U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
                          U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
                          Want True Love?
                          Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
A sardarji's boy asked his dad:
                          What is a grownup joke?
                          Sardar ji replied:
                          any joke which is eighteen years old
Teacher : U failure !
                          At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
                          Student : Mind u, Sir,
                          but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Sardar to doctor:
                          When I sleep, monkeys
                          play football in my dreams.
                          Dr:No problem,
                          just take this medicine b4 sleep.
                          Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Whos hot... Its U,
                          Whos
                          Charming... Its U,
                          Whos
                          Sweetest.. Its U,
                          Whos
                          Intelligent... Its U,
                          Whos dear & near friend... Its U
                          Whos a liar.. Its me
Bachpanka Wo Yad-Gar Lamha
                          Jb Ami Kehti Thi
                          Beta Time Kiya Howa Hai
                          Or Main Kehta Tha
                          Choti Sui 10 Per Or Bari Sui 2 Per Hai.
                        
Sheikh Ki Biwi Bemar Thi
                          Sheikh Ki Biwi Bemar Thi,
                          Light Nahi Thi To Es Ny
                          Candle Jala Di Or Bola:
                          Doctor Ko Leny Jaraha Hn,
                          Agar Tumhein Lagy K Tum Nahi
                          Bacho Gi To Plz Candle Bujha Dena.
                        
Aik Lerky Ny Lerki Ko Propose
                          Aik Lerky Ny Lerki Ko Propose Keya!!
                          Lerki Ny Lerky Ko Khub Mara!
                          Utha K Mara
                          Chapal Sy Mara
                          Pathron Sy Mara
                          Ghaseet K Mara
                          Lerka Utha Or Kapry Jhaar Kr Boola
                          To Main Phr Inkar Samjho
                        
Co-Education Mein 2 Tarah
                          Co-Education Mein 2 Tarah K Log Hoty Hain.
                          1- Jin Ko Degree Mil Jaati Hai
                          2- Jin Ko Rishta Mil Jaata Hai 
                        
Jahan Dekho Ishq K Bemar Bethy
                          Jahan Dekho Ishq K Bemar Bethy Hain
                          Hazaron Mar Gy Lakho Teyar Bethy Hain
                          Barbad Kr K Apni Taleem Lerkiyon K Pechy
                          Phr Kehty Hain K,
                          Molvi Sahab Dua Krein Berozgar Bethy Hain.
                        
Aik Pagal Dosary Pagal Sy
                          Aik Pagal Dosary Pagal Sy:
                          Aik Dafa Mere Uper Sy Bus
                          Guzar Gae Thi.
                          Dosara Pagal: To Phir Kiya
                          Howa?
                          Pehla Pagal: Wo To Acha Howa
                          Uper Pul Tha Warna Main Mar
                          Jata.
                        
Cousins At Weddings Be Like
                          Cousins At Weddings Be Like
                          -Tum Bhag K Naan Or Raita Le Ana
                          -Main Bottiyan Daal Laon Ga
                          -Ali Tu Botlain Or Chawal Utha Lain.
                        
Faasla Naa Rakein!
                          Faasla Naa Rakein!
                          Agar Pyaar Ho Bhi Gaya,
                          Tou Kaunsa Ami Abu Man Jayenge?
                        
Insan Ka Pajama Beshak Dheela
                          Insan Ka Pajama Beshak Dheela Ho Jaye
                          Mager Insan Ka Character Kabhi Dheela
                          Nahi Hona Chahiye…!!!
                        
Wo Gourement Teacher Ho
                          Ager Kesi K Bal Bikhare Howy Hon,
                          Or Es K Kapry Bhi Istari Na Hon,
                          To Ya Hergiz Mat Sochna K Wo Gareeb Hai,
                          Hosakta Hai Wo Gourement Teacher Ho Or
                          Esy School Sy Chutiyan Hon.
                        
Ek Chappl Aur Padi…
                          Mom: Sofa Letne Ke Liye Nahi Hota
                          Baithne Ke Liye Hota Hai.
                        
Lerka Paise Urany Laga Hai
                          Maa: Suno G!!
                          Lerka Paise Urany Laga Hai
                          Jahan Chupati Hon Dhond Leta Hai.
                          Baap: Kaminy Ki Kitab Me Rakh Do,
                          Exam Tak Nahi Dhond Saky Ga.
                        
Teacher  Pappu Sy: Jawani Or Burhapy Me Keya Difference Hai?
Pappu Masomiyat  Sy: Miss Wo Jawani Me Mobile Me Hasino
K Number  Hoty Hain Or Burhapy Me Hakimo K. 😀
Uncle Bachy Sy:  Aagy Ka Keya Plan Hai
                          Bacha: Bus  Ap K Jaty He Nashty Ki Terali
                      Per Totny Ka  Program Hai. 🙂
Good News For  Pakistan.!!
                          ICC Ne Haliya  World Cup Me Pak Vs India Match
                          K Doran Umer  Akmal Ko Ghalat Out Denay Per
                          Pak Vs India  Match Dobara Khilany Ka Elan Kar Dia Hai
                          Or Ye Match 30  Feb Ko Khela Jaye Ga….!!!!
                          World Cup 2015  🙂 
Bio-Matric
                          Ajeeb Zamana  A Gaya Hai Ab Tou “Sim” Ko B
“MATRIC”  Karwana Zarori Hai.
                      Wo B “BIO”  Me :*
Pakistan  Zinda Bad.
                          Pakistani  Team To
                          Pakistani  Team To Haar Gayi Lekin
                          Dekho Kahin Tum  Bhi Mujhe Haar Na Jaana!!
                      Cricket  World Cup
Valentine  Day
                          Larki: Valentine  Day Qareeb Hai, Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Do G
                          Larka Tumhe Kya  Chahye
                          Larki: 1 Ring
                          Larka: Theek  Hai Myn Ring Don Ga
                          Lekin Phone Mat  Uthana Warna Balance Cut Jaye Ga!
Faqeer Ki  Girlfriend. Funny
                          Faqeer: 10  Rupy Dy Do Sahab Chay Peon Ga.
                          Admi: Chay  To 5 Rupy Ki Ati Hai.
                          Faqeer: Girlfriend  Bhi Peay Ge.
                          Admi: Faqeer  Ny Bhi Girlfriend Bana Li?
                      Faqeer: Nahi  Sahab, Girlfriend Ny Faqeer Bana Dea.
Funny Papa
                          Son To His  Father While He Was Filling An Application Form.
                          Son: Papa Mother  Tongue Keya Likhu?
                      Father: Likh  De, Very Long And Uncontrollable.
Good News  Bad News – Funny
                          Dad:Result  Ka Kya Hua
                          Son: Dad, Ek  Good News Hai Aur Aik Bad News
                          Dad:Good  News Bata.
                          Son : Mai  Pass Ho Gya.
                          Dad : Great,  Aur Bad News.
                          Son:Good  News Galat Hai.
KOI ANKHON  MEIN
                          KOI ANKHON  MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI,
                          BARA MUSHKIL  HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA,
                          JAB KOI  ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI.;-)
Papa Pe  Dhyan Do….
                          TIPU Sultan  Kaun Tha?
Son:
                          Pata Nahi!
Mother:
                          Padhi Pe  Dhyan Do
Son:
                          CHINKY AUNTY  Kaun Hai?
Mother:
                          Pata Nahi.
Son:
                          Papa Pe  Dhyan Do….
Ek Nafrat Hi Nahin Dunyaa Main Dard Kaa Sabab ,,,,,,,!!!?
                          Koolhay Wali Vaccine
                        Bhi Bohat Dard Deti Hai.. :-D
Mere ghar ki chhat per
                          aagaye hain baadal..
                          wah wah wah..
                          Mere ghar ki chhat per
                          aagaye hain baadal,,
                        Ye msg na padho warna ho jaogy Pagal
Unsay kaho hum se jalna chhod de
                          ... Ay dost..
                          Hum to woh siyah bakht hain agar kholayn
                          LOTAY Ki Dukan,,
                          to log Hagna
                        chhod de
Kisi Si Juda Hona
                          Ager Itna Aasan Hota
                          "Faraz...!!!
                          
                          Tou Jism Se Rooh Ko
                          Leny Kabhi Firishatay
                        Nahin aatay
Aik Pathan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon.
                          larki: bolo
                        Pathan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
                          Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
                          Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
                        Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..
tanha dekh k mjhse  faraz ne kaha.. 
apka doston ne apko  bhula dya hoga... 
mene muskra k jawab  diya.... 
wo beawafa nai tharki  hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga
Aik Knjos K Ghr Agh  Lag Gae,
Wo Apny Ghr Ko Bacha Na Saka,
Q K Wo Sari Raat
Fir Biraged Walo Ko Miscall Marta Raha.
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
                          Doctor: Get married
                          Man: Then can I live long???
                        Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,
                          Wah wah
                          Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,
                        double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja.
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din
scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
                          Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon
Lady: Is this my train?
                          Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
                          Lady: Don''t try to be Funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
                        Station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... 
Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
                          All Women Are
                          Devils &
                        I Married Their Queen. :-)
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
                          All His Life To Become Known
                          & Then Wears Dark Glasses
                        To Avoid Being Recognised. "
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
                          All His Life To Become Known
                          & Then Wears Dark Glasses
                        To Avoid Being Recognised. "
Pathan goes India illegally,Security: Who are you?
                          Pathan: I am Hindu.
                          Security: Tell me tha 5 names of Bhagwan!
                        Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.
*~-BUMPER OFFER-~*
                          Send me sms & win
                          10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO
                          29" TV ka BOX
                          Dubai janay walay pl@ne ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur
                        mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher .
I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.
                          The Habit of Making Plans,
                          Criticizing, Sanctioning
                          And Molding My Life
                          Is Too Much of
                        A Daily Event For Me
Open with Love...
                          If I disturb U
                          I am Sorry!
                          But I need
                          To Say
                          I...
                          Love...
                        Disturbing you...
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
                          Some I love to avoid,
                          and
                          others I would love to punch in the face.
Life is nothing without LOVE,
                          Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
                          don't get emotional, yar just b practical
                        So STOP loving and START Kissing.
Promise me we are true friends
                          I am lamp you are light
                          I am Coke you are Sprite
                          I am Sawan you are badal
                          I am Normal you are Pagal
                          I am Water you are Tanki
                        I am Tarzan you are Monkey
It's Perfectly Legal To
                          Kill Someone In Your
                          Dreams,
                          That's Why
                        I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
Good Morning :-)
Ladies hostel caught Fire
                          It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
                          & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
                        under control.
When u feel lonely and alone
                          & cannot see any one around you,
                          the world seems to be fading away,
                          come along with me
                        i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it
                          Impossible to teach you anything!
                        Son: That's why I say she's no good!
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
                          keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
                        20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
                          A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
                          A monkey cannot operate mobile,
                        but u mere lal, mind blowing..... (u did it)
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
                          Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
                          Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
                        BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
Manager: What is your qualification?
                          Pappu: I’m Ph.D.
                          Manager: What do you mean by Ph.D.?
                        Pappu: Passed high school with difficulty.
A cute Nurse came for interview.
                          Doctor: What salary do you expect?
                          Nurse: Rs 10,000
                          Doctor was overjoyed and said: My pleasure.
                        Nurse: With pleasure its Rs 25,000
One boy on his way to home with his mom after school,
                          Saw a couple kissing on the road,
                          He suddenly shouted and said look mom,
                        They are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
Husband and Wife had a Fight.
                          Wife called Mom: He fought with me again,
                          I am coming to you.
                          Mom: No Sun, he must pay for his mistake,
                        I am coming to stay with you!
Why are wives ‘more’ dangerous than the Mafia?
                          The mafia wants either your money or life…
                        The wives want both!
Dog was Chasing Titu
                          Titu runs, but Laughing…
                          A Man asked why are you Laughing? Titu replied
                        I have put Vodafone Sim, but the Hutch network is Following…
If you think your boss is stupid.
                          Remember,
                          You would not get the job.
                        If he was smarter.
Madam to Student: Last Semester you were roaming
                          with that girl and this semester, you are roaming with other.
                          What you think of yourself?
                        Boy: Syllabus changed mam.
Relationship status and singer,
                          Before relationship, Honey Singh!
                          When in relationship: Arjit Singh!
                        After breakup: Jagjit Singh.
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
                        Santa: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
A lady tourist went to a country on a vacation. In the evening,
she was toddling on the beach. A security person came to her and said,
‘Mam only one-piece is allowed here.’
The lady was awe, thinking which one to open.
When somebody who is deeply
                          in Love with you tells that
                          You are
                          cute, beautiful, & angelic, talented
                          I agree. That’s true,
                        Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind
 Most people have 5 senses.
                          Some people have 6 senses.
                          But your blessed with 7 senses.
                        An extra sense is NON-SENSE.
The Sun makes moon shine,
                          Current makes bulbs shine,
                          Wax makes candles shine But,
                          I’m really confused.
                          Wat makes you shine?
                        Is it Harpic or Domex!
In 3 ways, you can break the mirror,
                          1. Throw stone at the mirror,
                          2. Throw the mirror on the floor.
                          3. Stand in front of the mirror and smile.
                        By showing your teeth!
Your network tariff has changed!
                          Call charges are now calculated
                          according to brain size.
                          The smaller the cheaper!
                        Congrats You can make free calls!
My eyes detected
                          My heart reacted
                          Thousand were rejected &
                          Only you were selected.
                        Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
What? Is A Difference Between
                          A Kiss, A Car and A Monkey?
                          A Kiss Is So Dear,
                          A Car Is Too Dear And
                        A Monkey Is You Dear.
Do you remember the day we travelled in a car?
                          I put my dog out of the window,
                          You put your face out,
                          Then people started shouting
                        ‘TWINS TWINS’
A family comes out of an electronic shop,
                          Son holds ‘iPad’
                          Daughter holds ‘iPod’
                          Mother holds ‘iPhone’
                        Father is holding a banner that says |_I paid_
Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya
                          Teacher: Very Good
                          Kisme Aaya?
                        Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me
Don’t give importance to money
                          Because,
                          It can give bed but not sleep,
                          Books but not brains,
                          Clothes but not beauty,
                          Luxuries but not happiness.
                        So, Transfer it to my account!
Thoughts for the night:
                          Don’t waste time by thinking about your past or future!
                          Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
                        So, that you can sleep better!
Once A Secretary at Apple Was Late
                          Because Of Car Trouble, Steve Jobs
                          Gave Her a Jaguar and Said,
                          ‘Don’t Be Late Anymore.’
                          When I Was Late My Boss Gave Me A Letter
                        And Told Me to Never Come Back Lol!
Money Can Buy a House Not Home A
                          Bed but Not Sleep, Medicine But
                          Not Health, Money Is Dirty It
                          Only Causes Pain and Suffering
                        Send Me All Ur Money and Be Happy!
Don’t Lose Hope If You Aren’t
                          Getting Promotion in Office.
                          Remember, Pradyumann Is Still
                          An Acp And Daya Is Still An
                          Inspector! And That Too,
                        Even After 17 Years of Service!
After Robbing the Bank, 1 Robber
                          To Clerk: Did You See Me Robbing?
                          Clerk: Yes, I Saw You.
                          Robber Killed Him and Asked
                          To the Next Clerk: Did You? Second
                        Clerk: No, But My Wife Saw You!
Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue A
                          Friend Like You Should Be Kept
                          In Zoo, Don’t Mind… There
                          You Will Find Me Too, Not In
                        A Cage, But Laughing at You.
This Message Is Strictly For,
                          Smart and Intelligent People;
                          And If You Have Received It. Then
                        Obviously, It’s A Technical Error.
The Men Are Very Kind and Women
                          Are Very Selfish. Proof.
                          Most Women Don’t Like Help Unknown
                          Men, But All Men Are Ready
                        Anytime to Help Unknown Women!
Sense of Responsibility:
                          A Man Goes to Library And
                          Asks for A Book on Suicide.
                          Librarian Looks at Him And
                          Says…
                        ‘Bhai Wapas Kaun Dene Aayega
’
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
                          Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
                          Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
                        Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas
Pathan rishtay k liyea tasveer khichwa raha tha
                          Background main gadha bhi aa gaya
                        Pathan nay tasveer kay saath yeh likh kar bheja k:
“Oye Hum aagay waala hay”:)
If Electricity Goes in America,
                          They Call the Power Station.
                          In Japan, They Test the Fuse,
                          But in India They Check The
                          Neighbours House.
                        ‘Sab Ki Gayi Hai Na, Fir Thik Hai’
Grandfather to Grandson:
                          Go Hide, Your Teacher Is Coming
                          As You Bunked School Today.
                          Grandson: You Go Hide,
                        I Told Her You Passed Away…
Sister to Brother: What Are You Going
                          To Gift Grandma on Her Birthday?
                          Brother: Football.
                          Sister: But Grandma Does Not Play.
                          Brother: On My Birthday, She Gave
                        Me Bhagvad Gita. Uska Kya!
Teacher: Who Is Terrorist?
                          Santa: Terrorist Is A
                          Tourist, Who Comes From
                          Another Country to Celebrate
                        Diwali In Our Country.
If Wife Kisses Every Time You Come
                          Back Home, Remember Its Not
                          Affection. It’s Inspection Of
                          Daaru, Perfume or Lipstick,
                        Be Careful. Janhit Me Jaari.
Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks
                          Your Mother in Law and Your
                          Wife at The Same Time, Whom
                          Would You Save?
                          Santa: Of course, The
                        Tiger, Very Few Are Left!
Superb Attitude for Life: Cheers
                          All the Boys for This. Living
                          With Wife Is a Part of Life,
                          But Living with The Same
                        Wife for Years, Is Art of Life!
A Letter from A Teacher to A Parent
                          Dear Parent, Kumar Doesn’t Smell
                          Nice in Class, Please Try to Bath
                          Him. Parents Answer: Dear
                          Teacher, Kumar Is Not A
                        Rose, Don’t Smell Him Teach Him.
Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast,
                          Traffic Police Caught Him…
                          Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving.
                          Police: Without Teacher?
                        Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!
Husband and Wife Are Sleeping,
                          Wife Dreaming and She Suddenly
                          Shouts.
                          Quick, My Husband Is Back.
                          Husband Gets Up in Lightening
                        Speed & Jumps Out of The Window!
Arranged Marriage Is Like.
                          You Are Walking and Unfortunately
                          A Snake Bites You…
                          And Love Marriage Is.
                          Dancing in Front of a Cobra
                          And Saying.
                        Come Bite … Come Bite Me…
Two Friends Were Walking But
                          Suddenly They Stopped.
                          1st: Oh, My God, My Girlfriend And
                          My Wife Are Coming Together.
                        2nd: Damn Mine Too…
If You Feel Stressed,
                          Give Yourself a Break,
                          Enjoy Some.
                          Ice Cream Chocolates Candy
                          Cake. Why? Because.
                          STRESSED Ka Ultra Spelling,
                        DESSERTS Hota Hai!
Jeeto: What Do You Think About
                          Our Love?
                          Santa: Try to Count the Stars
                          In the Sky.
                          Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite.
                          Santa: No Baby,
                        It’s A Waste of Time.
100. 90% Girls in Facebook Say
                          They Are in Relationship.
                          90% Boys in Facebook Say
                          They Are Single.
                          Then Who Are Liars?
                        Boys or Girls
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